The Sweatshirt


We made a sweatshirt because it gets chilly in San Francisco. 

Mega-cozy and prominently featuring our signature golden 'napple, you won't want to take this guy off.

Go ahead, make everybody jealous.



  • 52% combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly, 32 single 6.5 oz.
  • Crewneck style with raglan sleeves
  • Ribbed cuffs + waistband
  • Standard unisex fit (a little oversized on the ladies)

Heads up: due to the specialized washing process, each sweatshirt is unique, just like you!

We know sometimes buying sunglasses on the internet doesn't work out - so we offer a 30-day, no questions asked return policy which includes free return shipping.

Just e-mail with your order number and we'll send you a shipping label for the return.

If you'd like to exchange your shades for a different pair, we're happy to do that as well. Although given our return policy you might as well order a bunch and just send back the ones you don't like :)

Lost your favorite pair?

We're not even mad, we're impressed.

We'll replace your first lost pair of the same shades for $25 if you'll tell us a good story about how you lost them. 

(We have the same policy for broken shades, so don't cry too hard if you sit on them.)

To get your replacement pair discount, please e-mail with your original order number and subject line "Replacement".

Don't forget to tell us how you lost them, and bonus points if you send a photo of you wearing them the day they disappeared ✌️

Now hang on to the next pair, will you?!